"On March 9, 2009, you made angry comments to the Director when informed the Library may have to discontinue purchases of Mini Moos for staff."Or, as rendered in free verse by Miss Eve Ayres:
how dare you
waster of moos
COW cream waster
dairy delinquent
non dairy novice
ruiner of the city
destroyer of all that is holy...how fucking dare you
take them all home
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All hail the woman who has destroyed the greater part of the public works...the city weeps for the non dairy products, the economy..has most certianly shown us its painful plan here....non dairy cows are now among the destitute...we shall welcome them in Hooverville. My tent is by the river, and I am starting my kazoo band next tuesday.
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